US Politics: Pete Hegseth wants the US military to shrink
Jun. 5th, 2026 02:30 pmHe's been taking women and men of color off the promotion list.
Fuck that guy.
He's kicked out trans people.
Fuck that guy.
He's been limiting the number of faiths the US military chaplain service will support.
Fuck that guy.
On the other hand, I am all for the US military shrinking down to the size where, like Grover Norquist's ambition for the government, I can drown it in the bathtub, so -- the enemy of my enemy is my ally? Mmmmmaybe?
Okay, so, you go, Pete Hegseth. Alienate everyone! Only straight cis Christian men should die for our country! Throw everyone else out! And then we can -- just maybe -- reduce the budget by an order of magnitude or five.
It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier is today's Tom Lehrer earworm.
Fuck that guy.
He's kicked out trans people.
Fuck that guy.
He's been limiting the number of faiths the US military chaplain service will support.
Fuck that guy.
On the other hand, I am all for the US military shrinking down to the size where, like Grover Norquist's ambition for the government, I can drown it in the bathtub, so -- the enemy of my enemy is my ally? Mmmmmaybe?
Okay, so, you go, Pete Hegseth. Alienate everyone! Only straight cis Christian men should die for our country! Throw everyone else out! And then we can -- just maybe -- reduce the budget by an order of magnitude or five.
It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier is today's Tom Lehrer earworm.










